Bollywood dialogues translated in Hollywood Language tickles the funbone

Disclaimer: The webpage has been created with the intention of enjoying some harmless humour evoked due to translational limitations & cultural differences. It in no way should be misunderstood & used in an abusive way. It does not mock in any manner any country, it's beliefs, faith, industry, Bollywood or Hollywood. It should be viewed purely as recreational matter & leisure activity.

When a language is translated without understanding the reason, culture, situation, and so on the meaning gets distorted & so the message. A classic overview.

Bollywood: Indian Film industry situated in Mumbai

Hollywood: International Film industry in California

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Bollywood Says: Mein tera Khoon Pi Jaoonga.

Meaning translated verbatim: I will drink your blood

Emotion expressed in the dialogue: Anger

Bollywood Says:Tune Maa Ka Dhudh Piya Hai to Samne aa!

Meaning translated verbatim: If you have drunk your mother's milk then come on (in front of me which would mean FACE ME Coward don't hide)

Emotion expressed in the dialogue: Challenge , fight, enimity & anger

Bollywood Song:

Tujhe Dekha To Ye Jana Sanam,

Pyaar Hota Hai Dewana Sanam

Meaning translated verbatim:

When I saw you darling,

I understood that love is crazy

Emotion expressed:

love, expression of love, admiration

Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachche bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- * Mujhe bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh chooza

mera hai, theek hai?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya

pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ---- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch...... * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!....*Chalo bahar latakte hain

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1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hi tha.

3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Mouse - Jaanwar.

22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.

23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.

24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.

25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anari.

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PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU: B.A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na